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Updated 7/1/06
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"The Family Jewels"
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"Pilgrim's" Badges
When saintly people went on religious pilgrimages they could purchase badges to symbolize the saint or shrine they had visited. The pins below are reproductions believed to be parodies of those more pious badges. Other theories regarding them are that they are naughty Mardi Gras souvenirs, or possibly even brothel tokens.

These reproductions are all inspired by originals,
they are about 1 inch in size
-so they are small enough to be discreet, unless somone looks closely...

$6.00 each. + 1.00 shipping

"Pussy Royale"
A vulva with a crown and wings.
Out of Stock

"Chicken Love"
Originally thought to be a portrayal of cock fighting - a popular sport in much of Europe - until some bright person pointed out that the one on the bottom is a hen...

"Winged Willie"
A phallus with wings and bell tied. The phallus is a common theme in Dutch badges in the 14th through 16th centuries, and the winged phallus dates back to Roman times.

"Lady" on Pilgrimage
Off on pilgrimage, carrying a pilgrim's staff with a phallus-shaped head, and carrying a rosary. Similar badges were popular in the Low Countries from the 13th through the 16th centuries.

Out of Stock

Goin' on a Man Hunt
This crowned vulva is off in search of her usual prey with a whip and crossbow.

Squatting man
This early 15th century pin may be a spoof on a popular early brooch in the shape of the letter "M". The originals had two possible meanings a religious one, where the M stood for "Maria" and a secular or romantic one where the M may have been the initial for "Minne" (courtly love).

Squatting Woman
Sort of a female twist on the previous badge. We'll leave it to you as to whether she's "toying" around, or is an ancestor of Loraina Bobbit...

Lovers
If you look very closely you'll see she's not sitting on his lap but is straddling her partner.

Pussy Litter
A vulva being carried on a litter by three phalluses. The original of this design is in a collection in Rotterdam.

Other Jewelry

Lingam Pendant
Revered in East Indian religions, the lingam, A stylized phallus, was worshiped as a symbol of the god Shiva and is the symbol of male energy in its purest form.
Bronze, about 1/2 inch in length.
$10.00 + $1.00 shipping

OUT OF STOCK

Pan Pendant
The Greek god of celebration a licentiousness, Pan was portrayed as man with the legs, feet and horns of a goat. He's feeding himself a bunch of grapes in from one hand, and holding his own "fruit" in his other hand
Bronze, about 1 inch high.
$25.00 + $1.00 shipping

OUT OF STOCK

"Pussy Royale" A vulva with a crown and wings. Out of Stock
"Chicken Love" Originally thought to be a portrayal of cock fighting - a popular sport in much of Europe - until some bright person pointed out that the one on the bottom is a hen...
"Winged Willie" A phallus with wings and bell tied. The phallus is a common theme in Dutch badges in the 14th through 16th centuries, and the winged phallus dates back to Roman times.
"Lady" on Pilgrimage Off on pilgrimage, carrying a pilgrim's staff with a phallus-shaped head, and carrying a rosary. Similar badges were popular in the Low Countries from the 13th through the 16th centuries. Out of Stock
Goin' on a Man Hunt This crowned vulva is off in search of her usual prey with a whip and crossbow.
Squatting man This early 15th century pin may be a spoof on a popular early brooch in the shape of the letter "M". The originals had two possible meanings a religious one, where the M stood for "Maria" and a secular or romantic one where the M may have been the initial for "Minne" (courtly love).
Squatting Woman Sort of a female twist on the previous badge. We'll leave it to you as to whether she's "toying" around, or is an ancestor of Loraina Bobbit...
Lovers If you look very closely you'll see she's not sitting on his lap but is straddling her partner.
Pussy Litter A vulva being carried on a litter by three phalluses. The original of this design is in a collection in Rotterdam.
Other Jewelry
Lingam Pendant Revered in East Indian religions, the lingam, A stylized phallus, was worshiped as a symbol of the god Shiva and is the symbol of male energy in its purest form. Bronze, about 1/2 inch in length. $10.00 + $1.00 shipping OUT OF STOCK
Pan Pendant The Greek god of celebration a licentiousness, Pan was portrayed as man with the legs, feet and horns of a goat. He's feeding himself a bunch of grapes in from one hand, and holding his own "fruit" in his other hand Bronze, about 1 inch high. $25.00 + $1.00 shipping OUT OF STOCK